Wednesday, April 23, 2008

A little less talk, a lot more action


“The Forbidden Kingdom” has two of the best kung-fu actors in film today. Both Jet Li and Jackie Chan have had terrible co-stars in previous films (most notably Chris Tucker and rapper DMX) but team up in this movie to finally give us a martial arts movie that we can get into.

Wait, didn’t Jet Li retire from doing movies? Actually, Jet just retired from making movies that promote messages about the philosophy of Martial Arts.

This flick is perfect for this time of year when there just hasn’t been a good reason to visit the movies. It’s a kung-fu movie that gives you a reminder you go to a movie to be entertained just when you start to believe it’s taking itself too seriously. Most of the funny parts of the movie come from Jet Li’s character Monkey King, who, as you probably guessed, acts like a monkey.

The movie does a great job of throwing in tons of action scenes and rarely do you get a dialogue-only moment until about an hour in. With this in mind, if you don’t like action movies that barely have a plot, then this might not be the movie for you. “The Forbidden Kingdom” doesn’t try and be something it’s not and ends up being the best action movie so far this year.

The sad thing about the movie is that if you missed it on opening weekend then it will get overlooked with “Harold & Kumar” coming out this Friday and then “Iron Man” the following week. It really sucks that a movie this entertaining will end up being swept under the rug by movies that might not live up to the original or is over hyped.

“The Forbidden Kingdom” is rated PG-13 and definitely deserves a lot more love than it’s currently given by critics. The fact that it’s a funny action movie without the forced humor of major action flicks justifies why I’m rating this movie a B+.

Originally Published in Tiger Weekly Issue 605 - April 23, 2008

A Night of Originality with Highlines & Oh Juliet

At the Caterie on April 26, patrons will be entertained by two bands that have a style all their own and continually put out original and honest music. Both the Highlines and Oh Juliet have different ways of approaching music but end up with the same outcome. Both bands make you want to clap your hands along with the beat.

What drives the Highlines musically is the lack of something different around Baton Rouge and trying to appeal to every genre, while Oh Juliet guitarist Patrick Trumps says this about their drive.

“When I joined this band two years ago, they instilled upon my brain the words ‘outside the box,’” said Trumps. “When [Oh Juliet] first started out, they wrote songs that were WAY left field. After recording with Eric Bass twice, he kind of dragged us more to the center ... but still appreciated our songwriting for what it is ... so, when people ask what kind of music we play, I tend to always reply, ‘it’s a little left of center.’”

Baton Rouge is becoming a major destination for bands on tour who want to experience an energized crowd on a nightly basis. Highlines have lived in both Baton Rouge and Los Angeles while traveling all over the country.

“Baton Rouge, unlike Los Angeles, doesn’t have an over saturation of bands. This town has potential of becoming a great music scene with a couple of good venues and a great young energetic crowd,” said Highlines lead vocalist/bassist Johnny Clancy.

Coming from Lafayette, Oh Juliet has recently caught the attention of the Baton Rouge crowd and Trumps talks directly about his experience and why he enjoys playing in this town.

“Baton Rouge is unlike any other crowd we’ve played in front of, for the most part. Some cities, all it takes is one performance and you’ve won the crowd over,” said Trumps. “With Baton Rouge, it took quite a few shows before people started getting it. We’ve played countless shows with our best buds in Meriwether. I think their fan base is one of the most dedicated that I’ve ever seen. I’m just glad that they accept our music as worth a clap or a cheer.”

You always hear about crazy stories from the road when the band finally gets home. Danny Prince (drums) from Highlines had his front tooth chip off and fall out. He super-glued it back on. As of right now, the piece of tooth is currently missing in action. Another fun fact about Highlines is that they don’t tour the country in a van like most bands. This three-piece band travels from gig to gig in a Dodge Dakota. They have driven from Louisiana to Los Angeles and back in this truck.

This is the third time Oh Juliet and the Highlines have played together and something that I personally enjoy hearing about is bands talking about other bands they play with. So, I asked both Highlines and Oh Juliet what they thought about each other and got some really exciting answers.

Highlines described Oh Juliet as a modern, inventive band with great songs and energy. A member from Oh Juliet had this to say about Highlines: “Every time we play with Highlines, they blow me away. They raise the bar in their songwriting and performing every time. They’re an exciting band to watch.”

You can check out both of these bands on their MySpace pages and on April 26, Adam Dale will have a solo acoustic set before both of these bands get on stage, so get there early.

Originally published in Tiger Weekly Issue 605 - April 23, 2008

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Top Ten Lists are Overrated


Have you ever looked at a Men’s Health magazine while waiting for the doctor? Neither have I, but if you are as tired of "Top Ten" lists as I am, I’m here to educate you about which major American cities have the most deadliest drunks, where Baton Rouge ranks in a certain category (not drunkest city in America) and why these lists are completely irrelevant.

According to Menshealth.com, the city with the most deadliest drunks in America is Denver. I totally believe this to be true simply because the Broncos (That’s a football team for you non-sports types) have been terrible ever since John Elway left.

The second city in this category is Anchorage and, not to knock Alaska, but I wouldn’t know anything else to do in the A.K. except drink. By the way, the least deadliest drunk city in America is Durham, N.C., home of my pick to win the NCAA tournament, Duke. According to Men's Health, Baton Rouge is ranked No. 1 in cities with the lowest annual alcohol liver disease death rate. Might as well be first in something, I say.

By now I bet you are tired of hearing about this list aren't you? To spite all things Top Ten, I will give you three reasons you should never pay attention to another list again. The most obvious reason is that whoever is doing this list couldn't cut it when it comes to writing a relevant article, so they had to rank things such as drunkest city in America, fittest and fattest cities for kids, and America's best cities for men.

Another reason is that these lists shouldn't decide your life for you, but some people probably let them. The last reason is that Top Ten lists are only good for making you laugh (See Letterman’s Top Ten).

Well, I hope by reading this article you gain a better understanding of why Top Ten lists are overrated and you should just avoid them at all costs.

Originally Published in Tiger Weekly: Issue 601 - March 26. 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Ryu ga Gotoku Kenzan! (Yakuza 3)

WoW! Do I have a treat for you all today. With Yakuza 3 just being released in Japan I decided to find the intro video to the game as well as a gameplay video. So enjoy via the crew at Gamersyde. Oh, and Sega how about getting us Americans Yakuza 2 like pronto.

Intro Video



Sword Fighting Gameplay




Sunday, February 24, 2008

The Vette$




The Vettes could be considered many things, but lacking style would not be one of them. From the gem-encrusted mic stand of lead singer Rachel Vette all the way down to the key master Chad Vette, this band oozes style and flair. This glam rock band from New Orleans consists of Rachel (vocals), Chad (keys/synth), Todd (guitar), Brian (drums) and Mitch (bass) who are all brothers and sisters having joined forces to bring pizzazz back to the local music scene.

With a debut album called T.V. EP hitting the streets in March of 2008, and recently being signed to indie/alt-rock label Throback Records in June of 2007, The Vettes are firing on all cylinders. If you can’t wait until March to get your hands on The Vettes, they also have demo you can get at one of their shows.

Not since the early sounds of No Doubt and Garbage have I heard or seen a band that makes full use of a talented female vocalist. Rachel’s voice and stage presence will make you feel as if The Vettes are putting on a personal show just for you. When compared to other bands that have female leads, The Vettes tend to be an evolved form of bands like Garbage and Blondie, but I sense a bit of the early years of No Doubt.

The No Doubt comparison isn’t completely off the wall because the upcoming Vettes album is being mixed by David J. Holman who worked on No Doubt’s biggest album “Tragic Kingdom.”

There are two types of bands in the world, studio bands and live bands. The Vettes are a live band and worth the price of admission. With tour dates all along the south including The Varsity on February 28 with Meriwether, a CD release party and show on March 7 in New Orleans and the famed South by Southwest festival in Austin, Texas, it surely will be a busy year for these five musicians.

Originally Published in Tiger Weekly: Issue 597 - February 20, 2008

Friday, February 8, 2008

Art in Video Games

In the essay, “The Play’s The Thing,” Daniel Radosh spends eight-hundred
and sixty three words trying to tell us that video games are not an art form.
Radosh should ask the artists, both graphical and musical, if what they do for a
living is art or not. If we count animated movies as art then we must also classify
video games as art. There are two reasons that video games should be seen as art
and they are the continued progress of cutting edge graphics and a deep impact
story and how finally they can coexist in the gaming industry and with platforms
like the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 it is easier to achieve a more realistic
atmosphere. He writes “Thirty-five years after Pong, fans and critics still debate
whether video games can legitimately be call art.” He goes on to point out that the
game “Halo 3” hasn’t changed his mind that games are not art. This is drawn out
by Radosh’s statement “Games boast ever richer and more realistic graphics, but
this has actually inhibited their artistic growth.” Most people outside of the video
game industry (and some within) often compare video games to movies. This is
because with the increased power of the video game console developers can now
enlist cinematic cut-scenes into the game to give it a more movie like feel. Later
in his article, Radosh says that “ They (video game developers) will need to stop
pandering to the player’s desire for mastery in favor of enhancing the player’s
emotional and intellectual life.” The majority of his essay has to do with the
recently released game “Halo 3.” He mentions that Halo’s publisher , Microsoft,
received advance orders for 1.7 million copies and will make a reported $170
million in sales the first day it is released, which tops the biggest opening
weekend of any blockbuster movie. He then asks “Is this really as good as video
games can be?”

Radosh seems to think with the game designers ability to render any
environment within a game, they will focus more on graphics to enhance the
gaming experience rather than story and characters. There is an instance in
gaming’s history that proves both cutting edge graphics and a heart pounding
story can co-exist. Final Fantasy VII (released in 1997 for Sony’s PlayStation) was
the first game to use 3D computer graphics which made the game look light years
beyond any other game at the time. Not only did the game look amazing, but it
was the first to use pre-rendered cut scenes which helped tell the games story in a
movie like form. Radosh says that “These cut scenes undermine the sense of
involvement - of play - that is games authentic métier.” In the past games have
used a method of cut scene to essentially keep the player involved. These
“Interactive cut scenes” keep the player involved in the experience. During these
cut scenes, a button will show up on the screen and the player must press the
correct button or combination of buttons to trigger the characters actions. With
this new form of cut scene the designer can further explain the games story
without taking the controller out of the players hands. With platforms like the
PlayStation 3 it is now possible to achieve a more realistic gaming experience.
Let’s go back the Final Fantasy series for a moment. In Final Fantasy VII there
were elaborate cut-scenes in the game but no voice acting. Now with the latest
game in the series, Final Fantasy XII, there is voice acting and plenty of it. Even
though video games are still in their infancy compared to movie we sometimes
forget that event films went through a silent era.

He goes on to say that “Film achieves its artistic potential by offering
experiences that are emotionally and aesthetically profound - stories that resonate
deep inside of us, reveal truths about humanity, and alter our perception of the
world. It’s hard to think of a single video game that can match the artistic
accomplishments of the most mediocre Oscar bait.” I can think of one game
whose story resonated very deep and impacted myself to take harder look at the
world around me. That game was BioShock. Released in August of this year,
BioShock took the player deep underwater as Jack whose plane crashes on a Mid-
Atlantic seabed. To survive, Jack must swim to a nearby lighthouse and take a
bathysphere down to a secretly developed underwater city. The underwater city
named Rapture was supposed to be a Utopia and the only place on Earth that
could support individualism. Andrew Ryan, the man who constructed Rapture has
this impact statement to say within the first ten minutes of the game “ I am
Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the
sweat of his own brow? No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs
to everyone. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose
the impossible. I chose…Rapture.” Within the first minutes of BioShock, it
already has the gamer thinking of humanity, and how as much as we think we are
our own individual to the governments and the Vatican we are simply part of the
crowd.

Admittedly, video games are not for everyone and even in the future games
will not get the proper respect from critics in both media and film. With this fact in mind I do not believe it is proper for some one who does not understand games to critique or knowledgeably have a discussion whether games are art or not. So until the mainstream media sits down and plays a Final Fantasy or BioShock game then their opinion is not truly valid.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

My 360 R.I.P. 2006-2008



It's an end of an era. Today, I will officially retire my Xbox360 (that isn't mine in the picture) because of it's shitty ability to play games. I'm still in the mood for pro football even though the Patriots lost so Madden has been getting played a lot lately. Well, today I was in the middle of a game (in the lead no less) when my 360 started making some funky sounds and then the "Disc Unreadable" error popped up. I mean WTF Microsoft? The disc is unreadable but when I reboot the game it works just fine? This happened three or four times today and I am just sick of it. If your going to mess up just red ring don't tease me and screw up my game in progress. As of now i'm looking at getting rid of my 360 and get a PS3 when they come out with a controller that rumbles.

So pissed. Screw it i'm going drinking tonight. Peace.